sponge head

Derogatory term for an african american named after the thickness of their hair.

"Boy i told you only Sponge Heads can grow dreadlocks, your straight blonde hair will never clump togather."

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

sponge snatch hair pants

not to be confused with a popular nickelodeon character, this person is one that will bring no joy and happyness to anyone. It is a girl on the rag who has an excessive amount of hair around her vagina.

That girl has a severe case of sponge snatch hair pants!

by MFMB January 13, 2007

spongel

A really insulting term, a combination of derogatory "spastic" and "mongel".

You're a fuckin' spongel!

by scotsman November 8, 2006

spongebob

You are a sponge bob if
1: Your laugh is gay as hell.
2: your friend is a starfish
3: you live in a pine apple.
4: if you never shut the fuck up!

Hey sponge bob, where your gay ass five armed fag? oh, he's in your pine apple? why dont you ever shut the fuck up you spongebob?

by Nestea Roxorz November 20, 2004

fun sponge

A person that is usually described as soaking up all the fun out of a room or situation. They are generally quite boring, lame and humourless people and don't allow those around them to have any fun.

Person 1: Hey is laura wagner coming to the party tonight??
Person 2: No I told tara not to invite her, she's your typical type of fun sponge. I mean I do want to have fun tonight don't you?

by horbagz91 March 4, 2012

Spongebob Squarepants

Although a good cartoon, it is more overrated than anything. The weirdest thing of all is that now pro-fag unions are using him as a symbol. Fags are so desperate anymore.

What everyone says:
"OMGOMG SPONGEBOB IS TEH BESTEST CARTON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111!!!"

by Dave November 13, 2006

Spongebob Squarepants

1. This be a Crabby Patty eatin' sea beastie who be like a sponge in his ways.
2. Sandy Squirrel lubber that be livin' in a pineapple.

Arg, there be Spongebob Squarepants, that absorbant barnacle!

by Cap'n Bob November 13, 2003