Space Retard

A coined phrase meaning someone who won't shut the fuck up about some shit they found on the ground. Needs a haircut. Won't stop screaming.

Also known as a Wiggins

"Hey guys! Look what I just found!"
"Shut up Wiggins."
"Calm down bro, he's just a Space Retard."

by twistedmind420 August 27, 2020

Space Canoe

A guy rubs his dick between the ass checks of a woman making it look as though his dick is in a canoe. Without warning he yells "To infinity and beyond!" and then immediately slams his penis into her ass dry.

"Man, I gave that chick the Space Canoe last night. She was mad as hell but I was to drunk to care."

by Spacecanoe April 10, 2016

j space

An area dedicated solely to the purpose of Jerking off.

Q: What could they have possibly done in that closet which would make a cable outlet useful?

A: It was probably once used as a j space.

by j-ing off on my day off July 10, 2013

Space Invaders

When two dudes bang missionary and the top jerks off the bottom.

My boyfriend love playing Space Invaders together! He's real good with joystick.

by slave.of.ganon February 5, 2018

me space

one's personal space around them at a given time

"Do you mind not having you chin on my shoulder? I need some me space right now."

by Daisy T. July 10, 2006

Space Sexy

A specific type of sexiness associated with the women of Star Trek and other sci-fi media. Coined by Todd, a drunk middle aged man sitting in a bar at Coors field.

"You're space sexy. Like Seven of Nine."

by whydoIhavetohaveapseudonym April 15, 2010

Space Raiders

The absolute ULTIMATE UK school disco snack. You aren't pulling any girls if you don't have a packet of these.

Person 1: Bossman get me a pack of space raiders

by heckinhotgirl111 March 13, 2018