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Bakin’ a Snake

Brewing up a big ol’ turd to drop a shit.
I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?

That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.

It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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snake poo

A big poo that resembles a snake when it sits in the toilet.
I just had a massive snake poo. I feel so much better and a have a sense of accomplishment.
by poopmaster2000 June 25, 2010
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snake's suspenders

1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.

2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.
1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.

2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.
by Noh Panse October 30, 2007
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designer snake

Someone that’s pretty and fake
dam bro she’s a designer snake.
by yktv764 June 11, 2019
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Snake Pile

A snake pile is when multiple males (6-12) stack their flacid penises on top of one another. the group than proceeds to move the pile in a vigorous front to back motion until they all climax.
"Wow that snake pile got kinda weird last night, Bob couldn't even finish!"
by Hero of the party October 28, 2021
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womb snake

Slang for: penis, dick or cock!

Not to be confused with: choad, wang or dong!
Man I pulled out my womb snake and gave them the business!!
by Raunchy Lou June 30, 2019
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Faker snake

Someone who is snakey sneaking around your back pretending to be a real genuine friend but is fake instead.
Lara: Jaiden knew I liked Cory and still went out with him even though she said she didn't like him.

Kelly: Oh my gosh Jaiden is such a faker snake!
by Delwaney March 21, 2017
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