pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass

"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.

by ty cob August 30, 2005

smuggling ham

When a female and male have sex, and the sperm-filled condom comes off of the man's penis and remains inside the woman's vagina. This forces her to then walk to the bathroom and remove it with her fingers. The resulting mess is a lot like a ham: slimey, full of protein, leaves you worried about getting big in the middle, and it involves an object at the center referred to as a "bone".

Mike and Tina were going at it reverse-cowboy in Jason's apartment, and he tried to pull off using Magnums on his meat stick. They were too big, and he slipped a rubber about 4 minutes in and Tina was smuggling ham to the bathroom. I saw her 8 days ago buying pregnancy tests at the pharmacy and she was already looking a little more poochey than usual. Wonder if it's triplets?

by Ole Skool 74 November 28, 2011

smugcle

When you chuckle smugly.

Sargon: Yes Vee Jim is a groomer of kids. *Smugcle*

Vee: Yes I agree Sargon let me fluff you some more.

by O'shaughnessy October 26, 2018

bone smuggler

Look under Dennis Skeete

I am in need food so I'd rather smuggle bones.

by Anti-Bone-Smuggler April 22, 2003

Smugglenental

A special edition Lincoln Continental Executive Edition with a extremely spacious trunk made for smuggling things such as a load of coke or a friend who wants to skip school.

The only surfire way to never get busted for smuggling is by getting a Smugglenental.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

smugmarm

its that rich white people look
content with their position in life

get that smugmarm look of your face, dubya

by celandyne November 14, 2004

smugnorf

n. the art of smugnorfing

i smugnorf all day long

by LZ November 20, 2004