ronald mcdonald smile

when preforming oral sexon a female that is on her period your face ends up looking like ronald mcdonald's big red smile.

I went down on my old lady when the bloody buddie was in town, and came up looking like i had a Ronald McDonald smile..

by bones6266 September 29, 2006

vertical smile

females sexual organs entrance lips

check out her vertical smile

by www.dvision.20m.com August 25, 2003

size doesn't matter

what guys with small dicks say.

jeff: size doesn't matter

liam: you're only saying that because you have a little cock.

by your mother's mother October 29, 2014

jacobs dick size

Small... ain't nothing there

"You got what's called a Jacobs dick size!"

by Hiiii1-10 December 26, 2016

OJ Smile

When you slit a person's throat ear to ear in a smiley face fashion.

Nicole recieved an OJ smile after going on a date w/ Ron.

by postmyk March 15, 2004

size queen

a woman..(or man) that likes large penis.

by j August 28, 2002

fun size

Ironically enough, not fun.

Give me a king size Snickers any day. Now THAT's fun size.

by Zegeroth October 10, 2007