sitting on a bottle

when someone is doing a task so bad then he is sitting on a bottle

This guys aim is so whack he’s sitting on a bottle

by cüssssss May 3, 2024

french sitting

My mate James a few years ago was in French class and while he was sitting down he pulled down just the backside of his pants to let his butt free

Person 1: Hey mate, I'm French sitting
Person 2: Oh yes bro, that is so chill

by bigmadladjohnny November 1, 2023

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

Sit down and Scratch

"Sit down and scratch" is a phrased used in Trinidadian Creole slang. Its represents an act of idleness, where a person has nothing to do and simply scratches themselves, is usually used sarcastically or as a joke.

"Wha dey feel it is? I busy inno, dey feel I does just sit down and scratch whole day awa?"

"Bai meen wanna do nun nah I just gonna sit down and scratch"

by Cydetrini November 6, 2023

Sasquatch sit

When someone awkwardly sits right beside your head while your laying on the couch.

Jake: I'm just gunna sit right here.
Jesse: Of all the spots to sit, you sit beside my head. Way to Sasquatch sit me dude.

by Chug373 January 4, 2014

sitting on a cheeseburger

When you sit on the face of an ugly guy

"Look I'm not saying he was ugly... but I definitely found myself sitting on a cheeseburger last night."

by Jeff Dalorn June 25, 2017

so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024