SWM (Single White MAGA)

Do you even really need a fucking definition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.

Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina

by BeelzeDerp May 05, 2022

Single solitary shit

No fucks given, not even a single fuck

I don't give a single solitary shit about your opinions.

by jiggysaw17 February 12, 2019

Single Pringle Syndrome

Single Pringle Syndrome is when you’re single but your single-ness is causing you sadness whenever you realize you’re alone without a significant other

Guy 1: Aw man, today’s Valentines Day. Single Pringle syndrome is hitting me hard.

Guy 2:… What the fuck is single Pringle syndrome?

Guy 1: tl;dr Im sad that im single

Guy 2: Makes sense

by CarlosCartBook February 14, 2023

state single structure

when most people in America are single which is why they don’t get the net worth they want and why the government has more tax money than they would have if most people were married.

The state single structure made Americans not be in the millionaires and billionaires club but be worth a new 7-series BMW.

by Coop Dupe January 07, 2020

single scissoring

When a female stimulates herself using an inanimate, unmovable object.

Cindy has been single scissoring against the bedpost.

by Staunchy McStaunchington April 23, 2021

Forever Single

Basically a loser; if you've never been in a relationship you suck

Have you heard about the new student?
Yeah, apparently they're forever single
Makes sense, who'd want to date...that?

by Space Girl ✨ May 30, 2023

Roulette as a single

It’s what katycats deserve from the witness era

X: Omg no one notice ya!
Me: I’m like roulette as a single

by Katy Perry stan October 22, 2018