simplón 

An adult person who is childlike in reasoning and demeanor. An adult with an IQ of a 10 year old.

Jake, Clint, Carl, Rainman, Forrest Gump

simplón by mery lopez July 7, 2005

sampson 

code for your drug dealer

coined from the movie half baked

Art: Hey man did you score some herb?
Fernando: Yeah dude I called up Sampson earlier.

sampson by IrocAll November 1, 2005

Archie sampson 

He gets no bitches

‘Man that guy is a real Archie sampson’

Archie sampson by The guy behind the bins February 28, 2022

George Sampson 

George Sampson is Britian's Got Talent 2008 winner. He comes from Warrington, England and is a breakdancer. [: OBV.

Girl #1: OMFG ITS GEORGE EFFING SAMPSON!!!
Girl #2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
George Sampson: Er, Hey. (Smiles)

George Sampson by BumHead. September 28, 2008

beefy sampson 

a big fat beefy dick...

man I stuck my beefy sampson in his rusty sherifs badge last night!

beefy sampson by Hoash October 2, 2007

hogle sampson 

the retarded version of homer simpson and is on the ripoff to the simpsons the sampsons

hey dog do you wanna watch the sampsons? nah i dont like hogle sampson

hogle sampson by armpitfart September 4, 2018

Sampson 

Sampson. "Better than Lassie." He is that "one in a million" dog. Loved and adored by everyone he meets. Black beauty. Long beautiful jet black furr with a smiling face. Adores his owner who he warships every step she takes. A loyal and loving companion who brings years of memories that will be treasured forever. He lives not for himself, but his master. The one he loves. Obedient like a robot and will wiggle his whole body when he greets you at the door like he has not seen you in years. He lives just to make his owner happy. He is a bed hog though...but he does it all. His greatest joy in life is his the owner...and going to the dog park with her. The girl he loves....

"Sampson.....wanna go to the "park"?

Sampson by Sampson's queen..... April 28, 2012