Simon Says

The type of guy that makes you lock down on your relationship with your S/O. He doesn’t really have anything to offer but he likes to talk. You shouldn’t worry about him, but you do anyways.

Danny was warned about Jake trying to take his girl. Jake is such a Simon Says.

by Gevoboi June 17, 2018

Simon

Simon is gay has no friends everyone hates him. He’s big gay and is a nerd. He watches porn and sucks Cheryl Potters cock!

Simon is such a Simon

by Bigboytrev January 20, 2019

Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné")

Firstly, Simone is also a dude's name and he will get very pissed if you mispronounce it, correcting you nonstop. Secondly, is a HUGE capitalist and thinks he's the best DJ to have ever breathed on this planet. He's ayt tho (for a capitalist) :)

Sean: yo that dude Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné") is so cool
Sophie: he's a capitalist though

by EmoLife March 30, 2019

simon

To Hack another persons social media account to speak highly of oneself or insinuate you are 'hung'

Person 1: Hey what are you doing on the computer?
Person 2: Er.. Um nothing
Person 1: You better not be pulling a Simon!
Person 2: *hangs head in shame* I'm sorry. I did pull a Simon.

by nail—biting—shite November 29, 2014

simon joke

What one would a call something that is said following a good joke, making the person who said it look like a retard and causing the room one of those awkward silences.

ie. a joke that follows another but isnt funny.

This term was first used to label the jokes told by Simon Green but its uses are now widespread.

Someone funny tells a joke.

Someone else: Talking about that matter, what about your mum last night!

Other people in that group: That's such a lame Simon Joke.

*Awkward Silence*

by kurupted_gwyla March 29, 2005

simonett

Simonett is the type of person to steal the name simon and add ett at the end.

That man is a Simonett

by UrAnusss May 19, 2018

Simon Lewis

Twat.

You're such a f*cking Simon Lewis.

Who's that Simon Lewis. Twat.

by kikidiki May 17, 2016