albino shits

When a woman/man who has received anal takes a dump and the cum dyes their fecal matter white

Yeah I did anal with Matt earlier today and the albino shits have been getting to me

by G Huncho November 28, 2021

4am shitshow

A 4am shots how is when someone has been drinking, takes some laxative and sleeping pills. This unfortunate sequence of events results in shooting in the bed in the wee hours of the morning.

OMG!! My boyfriend pulled a 4am shitshow and he rolled all over in it!!!

by MuddyBottoms November 17, 2022

Lemony Shitsit

The unfortunate series of events when you're sitting down to poop, and you fart just after pulling down your pants and before you sit down, leading to sitting with your head in a fresh and full-strength cloud of your own ungodly stench.

During my bathroom emergency after taco Tuesday, I had a Lemony Shitsit so fresh I wanted to puke.

by t-rud February 16, 2023

Gilman shits

The inevitable hour-long toilet session that any Marietta College student will experience daily after eating anything from Gilman dining hall.

Sorry I'm late man, I had the Gilman shits again.

by colywoly_ August 25, 2023

The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.

Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini

by north east knowledge September 24, 2017

leprechaun on a shitshingle

A derogratory term to use when you are very angry.

James is a leprechaun on a shitshingle because he hates me.

by NovaScotiaK October 28, 2017

Kibbles N’ Shits

When a dogs shit is so delicious and succulent, it’s worth a second go around. Careful for the corn kernels,
No one is quite sure what will happen to them a second time through.....

Hey man, you’re all out of dog food and you’re days from pay day.

“No sweat man! My dog loves him some Kibbles N’ Shits! Wanna go to Dave and Busters?”

by Filthy fly March 2, 2019