Return to sender

After recieving head piece from a bitch, she tries to return you man juice to you by kissing.

So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'

by Fitz April 9, 2003

Send it

a white peoples term for doing whatever the fuck they want
so overused and annoying don’t use it

Jake: “do i take another shot?”
Bob: “send itttttt”

by noname12234457 March 3, 2018

Return To Sender

An act made famous by the horrific film swap.avi where one woman pushes another womans shit back into her arsehole.
(while watching swap.avi)

Guy1: oh my God what is she doing??
Guy2: Return to Sender!
Guy1: (vomits)

by k0nfl1ct November 24, 2010

Go send it to them then!

The ULTIMATE come back to parents/Grandmother/Aid-worker moaning that there are people in the world starving and you won't eat all of your dinner.

Grandma: "Eat all your dinner! You're lucky to have food,there are kids starcing in Africa!"
Me: "Yeah well...go send it to them then!"
Grandma: "Gak!"

by bandanasrerad September 4, 2006

Send Off

In between a "fuck you" and a "rejection" of sorts. This happens deliberately by people that are both close to you and random strangers.

Person 1: Ohh my...never stop, it's so gooodd.
Person 2: Really, is it that good?
Person 1: No, I've had better.
-SEND OFF

Person 1: Hey, what are you doing over Christmas break?
Person 2: Nothing Really. I will be done with exams, so absolutely nothing.
Person 1: Do you wanna go to the movies then?
Person 2: ohhh, no thanks. I have so much to do- watch grass grow, organize my spices, and count the threads in my pillow.
Person 1: SEND OFF!

Person 1: You did so well in the talent show today!
Person 2: Are you breathing?
Person 1: Send Off!

by Lee and Paige December 16, 2008

send noods

When your to young for actual porn(and\or your hungry), but you are never to young.

"Hey Chang send noods."
Da okay, which kind bic bic boi."

by Cheekin Leemonss April 14, 2017

National Send Nudes Day

National send nudes day is on April 19th and for the whole day you can ask anyone for nudes and they must send them.

Guy: Hey *random girls name*, do you know what today it is
Girl: Yeah, isn’t it National Send Nudes day?
Guy: You would be correct my good lady, may I please recieve explicit picture of you?
Girl:Oh boy I feel so honored! Of course I will

by Mikememeaholic May 28, 2018