Skip to main content

sock shave

to shave the area of your legs that a tube sock would cover
-usually when your legs need shaving but you don't have enough time and plan on wearing slip-on shoes with pants that aren't too long.
-occurs more often in the winter when you wear long pants and don't really need to shave
Girl: My jeans are for my date in less than an hour are too short to wear with my flats since I haven't shaved in a couple weeks! Well I'll sock shave in the shower.
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! January 24, 2010
mugGet the sock shave mug.

semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel

any soviet or russian military firearm that infects this world-

much hated by Americans.

the semi shaped 2x4 comes from the stock while the commie steel comes from the barreled action.
the communist picked up his semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel and died when it blew up in his face
by just a good ol' boy May 27, 2011
mugGet the semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel mug.

No Shave Behave

A tactic used by women to prevent themselves from doing something regrettable when out at a club, bar, party, etc. This involves purposefully not shaving her legs (or other parts) before going out so that she will stop herself from hooking up with someone to avoid the no-shave shame the morning after.
Crystal: Man, that guy was all over you! Why didn't you leave with him?
Kayla: I cant, no shave behave!
by lilgiddyupgirl December 9, 2012
mugGet the No Shave Behave mug.

blob of person shaped misery

A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.
Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery
by agarts1 January 13, 2011
mugGet the blob of person shaped misery mug.
A phrase that automatically appears in the Gboard clipboard. Often used nonsensically and without context.
Person 1: Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

Person 2: What?
by JustKat July 6, 2022
mugGet the Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here. mug.

shaver

someone who shaves his pubes
norquay is a shaver because he shaves in a public washroom and clogs the drain
by Caolan December 19, 2005
mugGet the shaver mug.

saved by the bellhorn

A highly cliqued, non-moderated gimmick forum, to post and comment on anything especially by those who think they know all. A laughable forum that desires new comers then they chase them away with brow beating harrassment
saved by the bellhornsportsRed Soxfanslosers
by doosher1 May 21, 2010
mugGet the saved by the bellhorn mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email