
Shane is a tall skinny-fat male who didn't hit puberty until he was 32. Shane is a bitch, not in the sense that he is a mean-spirited individual but more so that he is a coward. Shane loves current game grumps and his favourite TV show is Johnny Test. Shane will winge and complain whenever he is asked to do anything. Can't cook to save his life, sustains himself on frozed pizza and ramen, but not the good kind. Shane is incredubly creative but will never get anything done because he is too indecisive to stick to one idea. Has watched every Adam Sandler movie.
Tim: son of a bitch Shane still hasn't done dishes yet, its his turn.
Matt: I'll go talk to him hold on...
Matt: SHANE DO THE FUCKING DISHES ALREADY YOU LAZY CUNT
Shane: UUUUUUGH IN A MINUTE GOOOOD
Matt: I'll go talk to him hold on...
Matt: SHANE DO THE FUCKING DISHES ALREADY YOU LAZY CUNT
Shane: UUUUUUGH IN A MINUTE GOOOOD
by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020

by Jimmie joe July 22, 2014

When you do something that is so bad ass, it leaves people in awe, or you refer to someone that is really bad ass and you call them this.
Try as I may, I've really done some incredible things but I've never pulled a shane coleman.
Doug did a magic trick and got a standing ovation that went on for 20 minutes! He's a regular Shane Coleman!
Doug did a magic trick and got a standing ovation that went on for 20 minutes! He's a regular Shane Coleman!
by Maddest Hatter of the Mall September 29, 2022

by Weirdo, Shane Farrell May 9, 2018

Protagonist of a 2016 Disney show called Slugterra, where he kidnaps and abuses innocent slugs and uses them as ammunition to fight off capitalist pigs that want to enslave the underground world and abuse more innocent slugs.
by Infantpuncher February 15, 2024

by Glob fnm June 23, 2022
