seabib

a retarded person (real or fake) that has severe issues. they can be funny at times but beware of their bipolar-ness. seabib's require a special swing at the play ground and they bite. seabib's also draw super dinos with capes on innatomite objects. seabib's run around kicking Nick's in the balls and throwing beads at eachother for hours. be warned that anyone can be called a seabib. this is not worth hitting someone over. besides, they would just think you are having a seabib attack. know that a seabib cannot spell correctly and they ask stupid questions frequently. the mating call of a seabib is "best fran pictures" for the females and "myspace pictures" for the males, also they both come in flaming homosexual voices. a seabib is known to be very immature but funny.

(myspace survey)
question: Have you ever slept in a friends bed?
answer: What kind of a question is that you stupid little seabib? Why don't you just go and have another seabib attack you baby leg muncher. geez.

by chealseakins June 30, 2009

semi-sandwich

half of a sandwich. semi-sandwiches are usually made by cutting the bread in half, then putting in the other stuff.

person1: I'm hungry but I don't think I could finish a whole sandwich. person2: You should just have a semi-sandwich.

by Jarvis123 August 24, 2009

semicest

A relationship started with someone thought to be a sibling, but who turns out not to be

"-He's got a girlfirend who they all thought was a sister as she's the daughter of the woman who had an affair with their father, but it turned out shes not"
"- thats semicest man"

by Alvinchipa September 3, 2009

semi-stupefied

a term used in the film Hurlyburly when Sean Penn was snorting cocaine. A state of becoming unable to think clearly. A state of becoming in a daze.

Sean Penn snorted a line of cocaine and said the words semi-stupefied afterward in the film Hurlyburly.

by shobiz6 September 23, 2009

Semi-trailer Seizure

When a semi driver slams on the breaks to stop and the trailer shakes and bounces up and down. Usually due to inattentive truck drivers.

person 1- OMG! I thought that semi was gonna ass-end us.
person 2- Yeah it was having on hell of a Semi-trailer Seizure.

by esunc91 December 9, 2009

semi-trailer

1) a massive crap

2) like giving birth out the rear

mate i just backed out the biggest semi-tralier you will ever see!

Larry Bird drives Semi-trailers a lot after a big meal.

by J. Depor December 22, 2009

Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy

A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);

"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010