seabib 

a retarded person (real or fake) that has severe issues. they can be funny at times but beware of their bipolar-ness. seabib's require a special swing at the play ground and they bite. seabib's also draw super dinos with capes on innatomite objects. seabib's run around kicking Nick's in the balls and throwing beads at eachother for hours. be warned that anyone can be called a seabib. this is not worth hitting someone over. besides, they would just think you are having a seabib attack. know that a seabib cannot spell correctly and they ask stupid questions frequently. the mating call of a seabib is "best fran pictures" for the females and "myspace pictures" for the males, also they both come in flaming homosexual voices. a seabib is known to be very immature but funny.

(myspace survey)
question: Have you ever slept in a friends bed?
answer: What kind of a question is that you stupid little seabib? Why don't you just go and have another seabib attack you baby leg muncher. geez.

seabib by chealseakins June 30, 2009

Ben Shabibo 

This is the name Hasan Piker has given to Ben Shapiro.

Ben Shabibo is such a baby. Ben Shabibo, Ben Shababy.

Ben Shabibo by UrbanDescriptivist June 21, 2021

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit 

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.

I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008

Dangling Seabiscuit 

When your penis drops down after emerging from a vagina or other crevasse after you go to town on her (or him if you're into that).

The joyful feeling after you've cum and your penis can finally rest, whilst still being fully erect like a racing horse.

"I pummeled her so hard that my dangling seabiscuit lasted over 30 minutes."

"That girl Nicole gave me a weak dangling seabiscuit last night."

Dangling Seabiscuit by Not that Guy you think May 12, 2019

seabubba 

My best fishing buddy is my Seabubba

I can’t wait till my SeaBubba gets home So we can go fishing

seabubba by Chinkles November 6, 2017

Seabitch 

Is known to provide sexual satisfaction to many sailors at once during extended periods at sea. Her skills in the use of her portholes are unsurpassed by the meer whore. She is truly a skillful slut.

A seabitch is best identified by her need to repeat the word seamen numerous times throughout the day.

Seabitch by TMTC October 20, 2008

Ben Shabibo 

Now, hypothetically speaking, Ben Shabibo is a derogatory term used against Ben Shapiro which is, statistically speaking, pretty based.

GOd fucking damn ben shabibo is destroying them liblabs so hard rn im cumming so hard

Ben Shabibo by frogboat June 21, 2021