Sebi_Planet

Sebi_Planet is the planet with the cheapest fast food in the Merklonian_Solar_System.

It has a staggering 479 McDonalds' space station shops, along with other fast food mini-satellites.

Since the planet is quite large, an average day lasts 32 hours. The average temperature is 15-20 degrees C°, whilst it is about -100C° at the poles.

It has three moons: Dobr, Xenotopia and Ettale.

Sebi_Planet is part of the Merklonain_Solar_System.

by The Astrologists April 5, 2024

Sebrina

The baddest woman on earth, she’s a goddess smart funny kind all of the above. She’s the nicest person to exist and is super open and honest.

Do you know sebrina? She’s the best

by boppoityw April 11, 2024

Serbia

Serbia is a country in Europe, surrounded by Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Hungary, Romania, North Macedonia and Montenegro.

Tyler: Nice to meet you, where are you from?
Dragan: Hello, i am from Serbia

by milanpyxl April 13, 2024

Serbian Salute

The psychological phenomenon is rooting for the person or team that just beat you out of competition for the sole reason that if they are to beat you, they better be the best.

After being defeated in the regional soccer tournament, the local team offered a Serbian Salute by rooting for their opponents to win it all.

by 3gyptianPrince April 18, 2024

Serbian random

In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.

- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!

by Gormit November 20, 2024

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.

Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses

by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025

Serbian Grip

A grip used by Jerk Mate professionals during practise. This method has since been banned by the international Jerkmate organisation due to the unfair advantage it provides for decreased penile stimulation. Importantly, this technique has only been banned in the edging subcategory of the game. To perform this technique, one must wrap their hands around their shaft with alternating fingers going on top and under the shaft. An important element of this technique is that one must have a finger inserted into their anus.

Jacob reached copper gooner yesterday on Jerkmate ranked using the Serbian Grip.

by Bread Butterer February 3, 2025