Souped

Someone got you messed up

Damn that boy Donte got me souped.

by ImSouped January 22, 2017

Soup Diet

Where you want to beat someone's ass so bad the only thing they will be able to eat is soup

I hate her so much I swear I'm gonna put her on a soup diet.

by halfoz13 April 17, 2017

snozzberry soup

blowing your nose in hand and wiping it on the cock. then having the girl lick it like a lollipop while saying mmm tastes like snozzberrys

excuse me miss? would you like to come back to my place for some snozzberry soup?

by J after C to the renizzi June 5, 2009

Bowling For Soup

A Texas based pop-punk band who KICK ASS!!! BFS are gods, I don't care what you say! They are hilarious and will make you feel better when you're sad! Everyone who doesn't like them has probably only heard 1985 and thinks "wow they suck they don't even write their own songs!" That's not true!!! SR-71 passed the song on to Jarret to use as his own! It doesn't matter! The haters won't even listen to ROHO, Lets Do It For Johnny, Or Drunk Enough to Dance! They hear one song and hate BFS forever!

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. If you want to live your life without the Ray of sunshine BFS is, watever...

Awesome Bowling for Soup Songs:
Emily
Suckerpunch
Punk Rock 101
The Bitch Song
Girl All the Bad Guys Want
Scope

by Extreme Hangman February 9, 2010

Tits in my soup

1. A song by Markus E-bear

2. What you say after a lady, like a waitress, gets her breasts in your soup.

1. Tits in my soup, Tit-tits in my soup.

2. *waitress bends over to grab plates*
you - Hey i was going to eat that!
her - Oh sorry! Do you want some more?
you - No woman! Go back to the kitchen
*she walks away in shame while you throw your bread sticks at her*
you - *whispers to friend* Tits in my soup >:D

by Firekirby August 11, 2010

tortilla soup

When a man or woman diarrheas into a bucket or bowl, and the girl then proceeds to dip her vagina into bucket or bowl, and then gets eaten out.

Benny is sick, he got all shit faced because he engaged in tortilla soup with his bicth.

by Ted Hamburger November 16, 2006

Soup Can

A dick that is as fat as a soup can

Tommy’s soup can left me hurting in the morning

by Soup Can Sam September 27, 2018