3 State Rule

The rule that states that you can cheat on your girlfriend/boyfriend if you are 3 states away.

Bro I banged Lexi last night
She's got a boyfriend in Arizona though!
3 State Rule Baby!

by Charlie Schubes October 10, 2009

WoW Status

The state you are in when you are playing World of Warcraft for extended amounts of time and you have not showered for a while, eat food at your computer, and you just feel great.

Dude, after than 4 day weekend of raiding I was sooo WoW status!!!

by Element Jay1 February 1, 2010

fugue state

A waking coma in which the dream state overwhelms the conscious.

Can be kinetic, and no memory of actions, like sleep-walking.

After watching three seasons of STRANGER THINGS in consecutive episodes, Elle was in a fugue state.

by Lord Greystoke, John Clayton March 22, 2017

Derp State

Someone so caught up in conspiracy theories that they believe everything is a conspiracy.

"You know that the stars at night are fake, right? Everything is a simulation. It's all part of the Matrix "Wake up SHEEPLE!"

"Dude, that is some DERP State talk"

by Talamascaa May 20, 2020

Facebook Status Hacker

Facebook Status Hacker can be abbreviated FSH.

(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.

Will reads his status:
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"

his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"

by DKizzay October 19, 2009

Moon man status

In the mental/physical state of being extremely high, drunk, or a pleasant combination of the two. (more commonly used when referring to being high from marijuana) Much like transcending to a higher plane of existence where one feels happily numb, dazed, hazed, or blazed; hence the "Moon Man" name.

props to Kid Cudi

I smoked so much dank last night, I was on moon man status.

Im feelin myself homie I got moon man status!

by steveo1242 November 24, 2009

purple state

All the states,with the possible exception of Washington D.C. which may be ultraviolet, since it's constituency votes at about 97% democrat.

Even the most conservative states are purple because they vote at least 40% democratic, and as we all know that would make them all various shades of purple states -- ranging from magenta to ultraviolet.

There are no red or blue states, only purple states.

by monkiki November 6, 2006