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by lDalhl August 23, 2021
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Squirt and hurt

When a female is squrirts all over and it hits u In the eyes it burns and hurts. Hence the name squirt and hurt.
Joe and Trish had a little squirt and hurt incident last night while doing the nasty
by Jersey Nick June 9, 2021
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SEVEN SQUIRT CANS

Enough cans to get a meal and still pay towards the admission to the PORN THEATHER DEJA VU or AL ESN.

AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.

One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.
This guy WAITING in front of the WYNN BUS STOP with this woman gave me SEVEN CRISP DOLLAR BILLS as I asked do you have something for a meal which with the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS I left in the TRASH RECEPTABLE at UNLV in the music college as he had been PRIVY to those findings.

I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.

Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.
by METE MEAT MEET June 18, 2021
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Squirting

Squirting is when Nico does her little naughty time a produces a vast amount of Liquid from Nico's kitty that will one day flood the ocean. #WAP #WATERWORLD #BALD
''Nico you flooded the ocean stop squirting!!!!"
by Easportsisuckondic August 11, 2022
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Arizona squirt gun

My friend hates spiders, so they gave one an Arizona squirt gun to turn it to ash.
by DrScience31415 August 24, 2022
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QWERTY Squirt

A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.
This fool wrote me a fackin' novel in this text message! He's def gotta case of the QWERTY Squirts!
by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022
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NO squirt September

No squirt September , or NSQ, Is where for the whole month of September girls who play with themselves or thinking about getting dicked down won’t be able to. This is a challenge for girls not to do anything freaky to themselves or with any guys that will get them wet.
Isaiah: "Baby u tryna get dicked down tn?"
Vivian: "No babe, I'm tryna pass No squirt September."
Isaiah: "What's that?"
by George gets play November 5, 2022
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