Speed bumps 

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

Speed bumps by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Speed Bump 

Mouth herpes.

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.

Speed Bump by Ka Napp October 24, 2023

Speed bump 

In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because

1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)

2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them

There’s so many little fuckin speed bumps at the rink today

Speed bump by Speedrunner7274 January 10, 2024

Speed bump 

Speedbumping is the sexual act of the penis holder lying on top of the recipient and fucking them with their ass posing as a speed bump

Let’s speed bump!

Speed bump by Galasika March 8, 2024

Speed bagging 

The act of two women embracing ex hugging or scissoring and their clits randomly touch, bouncing of each other, resembling the sound of punching a speed bag

When Tina hugged Sue their clits were speed bagging so much it sounded like someone kicked the spring door stop!

Speed bagging by Cronus29 June 29, 2024

Speed dial 

Basically means the person or place you want to call is one tap or button away from being rung

Jack: I miss my sneaky link I want to see her
Umi: Aye yo hol up dawg, I think I got ur bitch on speed dial

Speed dial by Guy who gets girls August 12, 2024

Speed weed 

Speed weed = weed that makes you speed .
Speed weed = speed in the form of weed
Speed weed = fast growing weed

why am I still awake, must be speed weed.
I grew some weed with a bag a speed as dirt now I got speed weed.
Dam that plant grew 15ft in 2 months must be speed weed.

Speed weed by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024