Saint Johnsville, New York

A place in mid-state New York, where there are so many white people, It is a very RACIST town, void of black people. There is only about 1 black family. If you're coming up to drive in this crappy town, and you blink, you will miss it. It's filled with hill billies, and many posers, VERY low class people, and many douche bags. You would never want to move there. It's filled with white trash, and people who think they're everything. If you lived here for only 3 days. you would want to move FAR AWAY, from Saint Johnsville. So, if your parents considering moving here, you should convince them to do something else.

Poser from Saint Johnsville, New York: "Hey Man!"

guy: "Hey! Where you from?"

Poser: "Saint Johnsville!"

guy: "Oh well, uh, I have to go, bye bye."

by kewlbeans March 22, 2011

Saint Patrick's Day

According to the great Theo, men use St. Pat's day as an excuse to touch women who aren't wearing green.

Guy: looks like you arent wearing green, its saint patricks day! *pinches breasts*
Girl: Ahh you caught me
Guy (inside): =) =) =) VICTORY!

by sham March 19, 2004

saints

An all-boys school in San Diego. Home to some of the biggest dicks and perverts in the area. amazing football team that could beat the cathedral catholic dons any day, any time, anywhere. same goes for basketball.

girl #1: hey look that guy is really hot! girl #2: of course he is. he attends saints.

by socalforeverandalways May 27, 2009

Latter Day Saints

A bizarre cult founded by Joseph Smith in the 19th Century, based around a bunch of golden tablets. Their stronghold is Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.

Also known as Mormons, after their bible, the Book of Mormon.

"They march, the Latter Day Saints
Salt Lake's sick residents
They want you to repent
The want your ten percent".

Fad Gadget - "Salt Lake City Sunday".

by OxygenBurglar November 4, 2009

sminty wiff

to dissapoint or let down

can also mean to let rip

my friend did a sminty wiff on me

by smintttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyy January 15, 2010

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed

You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.

Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."

by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013

saint master chief

Ploy by the Catholic church to make saints über-cool. See also saint rambo and saint robocop.

The Catholic Church brings you Saint Master Chief, patron saint of the xbox.

by mortimerjones November 23, 2004