cherry slushie

when a guy pops your cherry with his fingers while hooking up. popping a cherry causes a lot of blood down there.

“when we were hooking up he gave me a cherry slushie”

by narwhalerin June 27, 2018

Turkey Slurkey

When an in-law lubes their hand up with the fatty grease from the turkey and gives you a hand job under the table while the rest of the family is totally unnoticing....

Aunt Susan told everyone to try her peach cobbler, but all I could say is you have to try the turkey Slurkey!!!!!

by RomperRooRandy November 6, 2018

nepo slunky

a person that acts a complete fool

he's such a nepo slunky

by qualified person March 4, 2019

Savannah Slushie

A Savannah Slushie occurs when two or more menstruating strippers give a man a lap dance. This leaves a red mixture on the recipients lap. Afterwards, this person will ideally become very drunk and pee their pants to complete the slushie. Variants of the slushie may include the person vomiting on the pants. In parts of Tokyo, diarrhea may be involved.

It is recommended to discard the pants after a night that involves a Savannah Slushie.

My best friend went out last night, wearing a sharp looking polo shirt and a real fine pair of Patagonia shorts. Little did he know his night would conclude with a Savannah Slushie. He was about to throw the pants into a dumpster, but we have word that the Smithsonian museum has requested the pants for a new exhibit.

by JeffsAccount July 15, 2019

sewer slush

Hot garbage

Worst of the worst

Sewer Slush

Honda Battle of the bands

January 25, 2020

by Rick_Rude January 25, 2020

Gatorade Slushie

It's Gatorade that has been chemically modified in a freezer to satisfy your topical Beta Cuck. Usually the drinkers of the beverage are fat and stupid and try to compensate for their lack of masculinity by liking guns and right wing politics

"Ugh, that Gatorade Slushie I had earlier is giving me the squirts."

by Evacuation Plan November 2, 2020

Gatorade Slushie

It's Gatorade that has been chemically modified in a freezer to satisfy your typical Beta Cuck. Usually the drinkers of this beverage are fat and stupid and try to compensate for their lack of masculinity by liking guns and right wing politics.

"Ugh, that Gatorade Slushie I had earlier is giving me the squirts."

by Evacuation Plan November 2, 2020