box of rocks

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

by JP May 13, 2005

rock cock

when you go beyond a normal erection and your penis has hardness of stone.

i had major rock cock after walking in on your mom in the shower.

by tyler0durden July 27, 2005

Punk Rock

music with no boundaries. music with no rules. music from the heart.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

kick the rock

Use the bathroom in order to release ones bowels.
Synonyms: take a shit, go number two

Man I ate a lot today, I'm gonna go kick the rock.

by Trooper June 6, 2016

Rock Nip

When ur titty gets as hard as a rock

Bro yesterday I was taking a shower and all of a sudden my nipple was hard as a rock broooooo it’s a Rock Nip

by BeastMasta69 December 6, 2017

Rock gut

Lifting something to heavy to lift by one person, usually in frustration and using a horrible bear hug technique

My roommate was so mad about the trash man not taking the broken freezer we carried to the curb that he rock gutted it in the back of his pick up and took it to the dump. I am surprised he did not hurt his back

by Breaking dancing on cardboard July 9, 2019

Rock mode

Rock mode is when a man experiences a rock-like feeling from his groinal region. A boner

"She walked in on me in the morning and caught me in rock mode"

by Prune Tracy October 31, 2009