Montezuma's revenge

A nickname for an alcoholic drink comprised of a wide mixture of hard liquor drinks mixed together into one bottle. Known for it's foul taste, strong smell, and an ability to caused blackouts, vomiting and a rough morning after.

Typically created when there isn't enough liquor in the bottle to use by itself, or, when you really just want to get fucked up that night.

There is no real set recipe for Montezuma's revenge, just mix and match liquors and drink until you feel ready. It's not recommend to attempt to dance after you drank some, despite you feeling the urge too.

"I was drinking some Montezumas revenge man, and good lord was I on the floor at the end of the night."

Party goer 1: "Hey, whats in the bottle?"
Party goer 2: "Itsh someish montezisichmas revenge."
Party goer 1: "The fuck?"
Party goer 3: "He said Montezuma's revenge. You might want to stand back, he's going to puke everywhere in a little bit."
Party goer 2: *PUKE*
Party goer 3: "Remember kids, Montezuma's revenge is no joke. Be careful when you drink it."

by HenchyWorldPeace January 9, 2013

Revengeance

The act of poking a large, bearded man in the eye after being poked yourself.

I was watching the SHAYTARDS, and Princesstard enacted her revengeance in a savage 5 year old manner.

by Redfoxnaru June 20, 2011

anal retentive

Person who retains what should be dispelled from there bowels. Then with nowhere else to go, backs up and runs out there MOUTH.

Quit tocking you anal retentive bastard, your getting shit all over place.

by R. Brollier July 6, 2005

Montezuma's revenge

Diarrhea.

A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.

Honey do we have any Pepto I just got Montezuma's revenge?

by thedzone October 4, 2009

revenge dumping

1.Act of dumpee dumping the dumper when the dumpee has got their stuff together no longer needs the dumper and dumper has realize their mistake but it's too late for the dumper.

Dave: Sally's upset with because I dumped her.
Joe: I thought she dumped you.
Dave: Yeah, but it's a revenge dumping.
Joe:She got what's coming.

by ryukage99 November 16, 2011

Revengence

To cheat on your significant other after appearing on Maury because you were cheated on.

Beth told Maury she cheated on Rob for revengence because he was a cheater first.

by Prplepeopleetr August 30, 2015

anal repentive

the wave of religion-based guilt experienced by some homosexual males after sex

Trevor and I went back to my place and had a great time last night, but then he got all anal repentive on me and had to leave.

by punch_em_in_the_head March 21, 2009