box of rocks

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

by JP May 13, 2005

rock cock

when you go beyond a normal erection and your penis has hardness of stone.

i had major rock cock after walking in on your mom in the shower.

by tyler0durden July 27, 2005

Punk Rock

music with no boundaries. music with no rules. music from the heart.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Rock gut

Lifting something to heavy to lift by one person, usually in frustration and using a horrible bear hug technique

My roommate was so mad about the trash man not taking the broken freezer we carried to the curb that he rock gutted it in the back of his pick up and took it to the dump. I am surprised he did not hurt his back

by Breaking dancing on cardboard July 9, 2019

Rock Collection

1. The spoils of a simple and enjoyable hobby.
A. The rock hound's pride and joy.
B. The spoils of a slightly geeky hobby.

2. A collection consisting of rocks and minerals. The types of rocks and minerals in each collection varies depending on the collector's interests.

1. I have a rock collection.
A. I have an awesome rock collection!
B. If you like it, who really gives a shit.

2. I think my IQ dropped defining this. =/

by Cheerios22 February 21, 2009

Got a rock on

Got an erection, i.e woah she gives me a rock on!

erection, hard on, stiffie

by Chris Rocksville February 1, 2005

Hard Rocking

Short for "Hard Rock Hotel-ing", hard rocking is when you have a living space all to yourself for an extended amount of time and you know you will be undisturbed, so you are comfortable enough to walk around naked and erect, or "hard as a rock" as if you are alone in a hotel, and masturbate wherever you want, whenever you want. Similar to the known Hard Rock Hotel.

Chad: "Bro, the fam is going away for a week, got the house all to myself!"
Bob: "That's sick, bro! Are you gonna be hard rocking the whole time?"
Chad: "That's disgusting bro, but probably"

by brosephsinsky June 27, 2023