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Randy

Randy;

A Pronoun; DIRT~STAR, Overly exaggerated, commonly DECIEVING form of thing that is even remotely Good for the soul. Should have irremovabal Mr. Yuck stickers plasterd all over it's outer covering. When you want to really picture Randy anywhere remotely around You, your children or your family pets, Think Narcisistic Sociopath (look it up people) Think lime green, Think Mr. Yuck..Think of your keys going missing only to find your car has been thrashed and important things have gone missing..Think of your cell phone and how much you value your contacts , then Think of it missing only to find later that RANDY has seethed through your phone, called your contacts and allianated you, and brutally slandard and lied to every single one of them, ABOUT YOU! SO Yeah! Think Lies., Think of the word CU--T..and how much you love to hear it spoken in your earshot! let alone your children or pets.. then Think of more LIES, And how much you like LIVING ONE, BECAUSE, by allowing Randy into your Inersanctum you will continually be asking yourself if you are! .(and you know what that answer will be!)..When you Think you have to Think of Randy. Think ...of taking a huge dump. Think of running the other direction, Think of The color yellow, it's yield for slow the heck down ; precaution. And if your unlucky enough to come close to Randy..Run, don't walk...to a real safe place, untill the coast is clear# keep the devil Far...far....and AWAY!

life is precious! Live WISE!

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Run children, run as fast as you can! Grab Rufus and your little sister and lock the door behind you! Here comes Randy,!

Now do as I say! Oh dear! ..

I'll save the horses!
by SkrillaG March 1, 2018
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Randy trombone

A Rusty Trombone except the act is performed while overly excited
"oh woa woa woa are you trying to give me a Randy Trombone???"
by ShadySphincter69 November 22, 2023
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Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about
Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024
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Randi

The most kind, funny, loving, compassionate, comforting, beautiful, and supportive person you’ll ever meet. She is rarely moody and has a wonderful attitude and outlook on everything. Randi is always there for people and always works hard to take care of the people she loves! She will always go out of her way to make sure that others needs are taken care of before her own. Randi’s are essential to life. I love them. Always will. Cheers to all the Randi’s of the world.
Charles: Randi is totally awesome!! She’s so efficient and smart!”
Haley: I know! She’s so caring and kind to everyone!!”
by Cindy1166caldone1188 September 18, 2023
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Being a Randy

Someone who randomly stands/sits/... in the background
Yo Josh, who's this Randy in your video? ,
or
He is being a Randy, cause he randomly stands in the background of strangers photos
by Gibby's Bitch June 29, 2021
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Pulled a Randy

Alexia: *spills milk on herself*

Makena: “Haha Alexia just pulled a randy!”
by imnotrandy October 18, 2020
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Randy-ing

1) only blows the dopest Vape clouds
2) competes in the 2016 Vape and Beer Pong Olympics

3) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse... He was a convicted bro rapist
4) Goes out of way to make your friends pay you for things.

5) goes out of way to save yourself even the slightest bit of money
John was Randy-ing so hard last night. He invited 3 close guy friends over, got them lit off natty light, and then once they were blacked out drunk, began to fondle with their nut sacks and took their money. Then when the friends woke up in the morning, John forced them to clean up the basement before they left, and pay for the beer and food they ate.
by Randy-ing June 27, 2016
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