Special event where well-meaning housewife attempts to put her creativity and organizational skills to the test in order to expand her child's peer group. Her realization that the TV show is highly edited and actually combines days and days of footage into a tightly packed hour coincides with her forehead slapping self-deprecations about not ordering an online plan for the party and trying to save 10 bucks to do it herself.
by partyprofessor September 8, 2009
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by Florberg March 28, 2007
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We have two funnels if you want to do a funnel race, but don't do it with Taylor; he's simple minded and will be confused that you didn't call it a funnel fight.
by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009
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I wanted to break up with John, but I lost the chat race and had to agree to a date.
I chat raced Jane to correct her spelling before she did.
I chat raced Jane to correct her spelling before she did.
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Wow, check out Kevin’s 4 bed 4 bath mansion in Bronxville. He’s definitely leading in life race.
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I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk
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