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Queefeck

One who queefs on the necks of other people.
Person A: Fuck off.
Person B: God, you're such a queefeck!
by Yumegami May 16, 2010
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Queef Rocket

A vaginal sneeze. Something that occurs after sexual intercourse when the penis is removed from the vagina.
A queef that also ejects female bodily fluids.
I was banging my girl last night,and after I finished I pulled out,and was greeted by a Queef rocket
by Ass-cone June 8, 2011
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beefy queefies

1. An episode of constant farting which stinks like a third-world storm drain and is usually brought on by some type of ethnic food.

2. Taking a shit and moaning like a woman giving birth.
1. "I went to Chipotle for lunch and now I've got a case of the beefy queefies, and I'm very afraid of leaving a pool of Bosco in my underwear."
2. "Dude, Henry's in the can, shouting like a maternity patient. Guess he's got the beefy queefies."
by Abdallah Price May 22, 2010
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French Queef

When you nuts deep in a hairy french gal and the beans catch up to her then boom. french queef.
Oh damn BRO, i was dick deep in camille, and that bitch pulled a french queef.
by jamwkqwk November 14, 2016
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Zimbabwean Bologna queef

A sex act. Although details are widely disputed, the Zimbabwean Bologna queef is when a man's foreskin is pulled back by use of the eyelids.

The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.

Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.

There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
As if he wasn't surprised enough after 'the hook' I made him smell chloroform and woke him up from the prison party with a Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
by Bonknob November 5, 2013
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queef

by Anonymous May 12, 2003
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belly queef

When air gets trapped in belly fat fold where the belly button lies and is released making a queef like sound
Oh my god this fat guy just belly queefed in my ear
by ThomasOT and The leprechaun November 9, 2010
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