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Pud Snuffer

The act of placing a candle snuffer over the head of the penis during orgasm causing a back up in the urethra, causing a clog in your arteries leading to homosexuality.
Your clogging up my dick hole you stupid fucking pud snuffer!
by "The" Irsish Mark February 21, 2009
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Pudding Pop

The act of wiping one's butt with inferior toilet paper and a finger unintentionally breaches the tissue, thus becoming layered in fecal matter.
Hey dude, could you upgrade the toilet paper. I got nothing but pudding pops with every wipe.

Or

Be careful with this toilet paper it's prone to pudding pop.
by IceAdvice January 19, 2013
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chillin with the pud

"dude, let's chill with the pud"

"alright"

"you got the salmon?"
by taylor March 13, 2005
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Pudding cannons

Term used to describe a large belly. It sounds more manly and more unique than calling one fat. People respect a man with pudding cannons.
You're really skinny, but I have pudding cannons!
by Nitovimi December 5, 2009
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muddle of pud

Muddle of pud and date rape ROCK!!!
by aesop December 1, 2003
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Pud Knocker

One who knocks puds with another "pud knocker"
(At a bar) This act, along with numerous others... "Say Dude...Ya wanna' come over to my place and "knock puds?"...would make you a Pud Knocker.
by Mo.D April 27, 2009
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iced pudding

a serving of feces which is neatly stirred in a cup or bowl (depending on the size of the load) that is topped off with a generous amount of fresh spluge
after some quality time of pinching a loaf and ejaculating, i made myself a delicious snack of iced pudding
by chuck April 12, 2005
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