Pud Snuffer

The act of placing a candle snuffer over the head of the penis during orgasm causing a back up in the urethra, causing a clog in your arteries leading to homosexuality.

Your clogging up my dick hole you stupid fucking pud snuffer!

by "The" Irsish Mark February 21, 2009

Pudding Pop

The act of wiping one's butt with inferior toilet paper and a finger unintentionally breaches the tissue, thus becoming layered in fecal matter.

Hey dude, could you upgrade the toilet paper. I got nothing but pudding pops with every wipe.

Or

Be careful with this toilet paper it's prone to pudding pop.

by IceAdvice January 19, 2013

chillin with the pud

smoking marijuana with a group of close friends

"dude, let's chill with the pud"

"alright"

"you got the salmon?"

by taylor March 13, 2005

Pudding cannons

Term used to describe a large belly. It sounds more manly and more unique than calling one fat. People respect a man with pudding cannons.

You're really skinny, but I have pudding cannons!

by Nitovimi December 5, 2009

muddle of pud

Nirvana for frat assholes

Muddle of pud and date rape ROCK!!!

by aesop December 1, 2003

Pud Knocker

One who knocks puds with another "pud knocker"

(At a bar) This act, along with numerous others... "Say Dude...Ya wanna' come over to my place and "knock puds?"...would make you a Pud Knocker.

by Mo.D April 27, 2009

pudding packer

to pack pudding or shove it up your or someones ass, then to replace pudding with shit, poo, crap, donkey brownies or fuck rubbish.

i packed the pudding last night

by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005