Two-pint-Martin

A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.

Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.

by James Flunder February 2, 2005

half pint hero

Someone that can only handle half a pint of beer before getting drunk. Also known as 'larry lightweight' 'harry halfsesh' etc.

Oh my god dave is such a half pint hero

by Ollyc98 December 15, 2007

PCP..paint can pussy

when a girl has been expanded from over use over time the result is her vagina looking and feeling like a paint can for the male penis.

that girl has hooked up with about 500 guys. She has to have that pcp..paint can pussy by now.

by slambot January 2, 2012

Airsoft vs Paintball

A massive flame was between players of two sports: Airsoft and Paintball. The arguments on the internet are very heated and fanboys are pretty much the entire population on both sides. Contrary to popular belief, paintball is not simply getting an ultra bright suit, and running around, there is such thing as woodsball, which is just as tactical as any airsoft game. Another common misconception is that airsoft guns are for fags who aren't manly enough to join the military. In reality, many veterans or current military servicemen play airsoft.

However, these two groups continue to slander eachother with the same arguments and will probably never reach a conclusion.

Paintball Fanboy: Hey airgay player, why dont you man up and get some welts playing paintball lol 1337 l33T s4uc3

Airsoft Fanboy: Because I dont run around shooting paint at other fags wearing spandex suits

Paintball Fanyboy: you just can afford paintball guns you poor ass pusssy

Airsoft Fanboy: You're just jealous fag

Sensible Person: Both of you are fags, shut up with your "Airsoft vs Paintball" NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK

by FidelAsstro April 3, 2011

burnin the paint

basically can mean smoking a roach. some refer to it only as smoking a roach through a hotwheels car. supposedly started by three kids in oakland

Guy 1: "hey man the roach is almost gone"
Guy 2 : "stay burnin the paint my nigga"

by ghostlyanal April 17, 2010

ice cream paint job

to ejaculate inside a woman's body; "cream on the inside, clean on the outside." reference: see "are the rims big/do they ride good" refering to a woman's breasts and sexual intercourse

I gave cathy an ice cream paint job and she thought I was wearing a rubber, now a baby daddy.

by i'm smarter than you August 22, 2009

taint paint

To thoroughly tongue the area between a person's genitalia and their anus.

Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.

by Migrainiac January 6, 2006