name police 

Users on Urban Dictionary who report names. There are good ones who only report full names, but there are also bad ones who report names they don't like. Nevertheless, they are one of the many important users on the site, but they are rarely mentioned.

Person A: My definition of Person C got deleted!
Person B: Looks like the name police caught up to you.

name police by ChameleonDragon May 10, 2018

sea police

Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas

Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police

sea police by Unclegripper June 12, 2018

VA POLICE 

A police officer that could not make it in the civilian world. A police officer that has integrity issues. A police officer that doesn’t care about veterans just their ego!

Look there’s a VA Police Officer.

VA POLICE by Willciglio November 8, 2018

sneeze police

a person who usually says "bless you" after hearing someone sneeze. no matter how far away they are, they will tend to shout it, and are usually ignored in the process ):

person: *achoo*

sneeze police: bless you!!
everyone: ...

sneeze police by g8rgoesgr8r February 9, 2019

SMEAD Police 

The Social Media Education and Discipline police force. A collection of individuals who are sick and tired of people doing dumb shit on social media, and will comment on said stupid shit postings to educate elderly and mentally defective social media users for the betterment of online society.

Terry: “Looks like grandma is posting about how the wall will keep immigrants from taking her social security on Facebook again”

Linda: “Better get her to take them down before the SMEAD Police lay the smack down in granny’s comments”

SMEAD Police by Dick Walski October 30, 2019

Food Police 

Worthless idiots who can't understand the fact that people need to fuel their bodies to stay alive, and thus feel motivated to make asinine comments whenever they see someone eating.

Food Police: OMG you guys are eating THAT?
Normal Person 1: Yes, we're eating dinner. Holy crap, alert the media.
Normal Person 2: *snickers*
Food Police: But don't you know that -
Normal Person 2: What, that people have the right to eat the foods they like, in order to fuel their bodies? We sure do!
Normal Person 1: Exactly. Seems like you're the only one here that's confused.

Food Police: <staggers away, looking absolutely horrified>

Food Police by Hazelwudi December 8, 2019

Jesus police 

A Jesus police is a person of authority who has shot and killed an innocent , unarmed person ..

He don’t even believe in Jesus .. !!
Why’d he call the Jesus police .. ??

Jesus police by AfterMatth .. February 15, 2020