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pokeball

you morons!!! you know exactuly what a pokeball is! you stayed up till wwaaayyy past your bedtime on christmas day playing pokemon blue/red! i know i did. there the little balls you somehow fit gigantic animal/bug/robot/6 year old drawings into! i swear.... most are red and white, how ever there is way more including the master, great, ultra, safari, heavy, timer, quick, etc balls, comeing in many diffrent colors/colours
person1:hey! i caught a voltorb in my pokeball!!!
by epicalyrandom November 29, 2011
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poke

to have,want to, or plan to have sex
i told the girl i wanted to poke so she said i could poke after school so i did.
by Phil September 15, 2005
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Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.
I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.
by Jay August 4, 2003
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poke

somethin you hold yo dineros in
"A bank roll is a poke/A choke hold is a yoke"

Big L- Ebonics
by Terrell Mateo November 15, 2003
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Poke it out

When sitting down on a stool naked, you start rocking back and forth and as you rock back and forth, your ass cheeks start spreading open revealing your asshole as you thrust backward and as you thrust forward, your ass cheeks close and thus your asshole isnt revealed anymore.
Man o' man. she knows how to poke it out sitting on that stool. she has one hot asshole.
by Bobby Knobi February 1, 2010
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Pokèstop

a feature within Pokèmon Go that gives you random items such as pokèballs, eggs, potions, ect.
Dude there's a TON of Pokèstops here!
by AntisocialWeeb July 27, 2016
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Pokéshit

Your dumbass of a friend that stills plays pokémon go.
José: "Will is such a Pokéshit."
Will: "I just caught a bulbaface!"
Everyone else: "Kill yourself."
by Xshars September 20, 2018
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