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poop coffee

Coffee beans that pass through the digestive tract of an animal and are excreted prior to brewing. The most well-known example are beans that are eaten and excreted by civet cats. This is also known as civet coffee or goes by its Indonesian name, kopi luwak. Recently, other types of poop coffee have gained attention, notably coming from the dung of elephants, raccoons, and even (gasp!) humans.

It is claimed that the process of coffee beans passing through an animal's intestines imparts enzymes which create unique and intense flavors. This, and relatively small yields have caused the price of many kinds of poop coffee to soar. It is frequently sold for as much $30-$80 US for a single cup. The hype surrounding poop coffee has led some in the food industry to contend that it tastes no better than regular coffee, and still others to contend that it tastes downright awful.
I went to this insanely trendy restaurant in Portland where they had poop coffee on the menu. For fifty bucks a cup! Now I'm fifty bucks poorer and I can't get the taste of civet crap out of my mouth!
by @Maxamillion April 29, 2013
mugGet the poop coffeemug.

Poop kink

you literally get aroused by shit. like actual shit. are you ok?

(also called Coprophilia)
Person 1: I have a poop kink!

Person 2: ok.
by RedToast0 December 23, 2021
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Bonus poop

I took a poop this morning. And then around noon I felt the urge and had a bonus poop. Nice!!
by Apeortdz May 19, 2017
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poop selfie

When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop
I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.
by Sicwithhate April 20, 2014
mugGet the poop selfiemug.

Poop Staff

A stick or large pole reserved specifically to chop and mash giant turds that fail the usual two flush method.
Grab the poop staff; this one’s not going down without a fight.
by Napoledan February 5, 2019
mugGet the Poop Staffmug.

Poop Cube

The most convenient way of storing your poop. Most commonly found under the bed. If mom finds your poop sock don’t let her find your poop cube.
by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 7, 2019
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Peek-a-poop

A peek-A-poop, a poop that starts to come out but then quickly retracts leaving you disappointed.
"Dude, I had three peek-A-poops today and I'm starting to get mad."
by PikachuIseeYou June 14, 2013
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