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Plastic hair

When someone's hair uses stupid amounts of gel, too much for anyone's liking, it makes his hair either look like plastic or the spikes of a sea urchin, often making his hair look and feel like hard plastic, this makes him look stupid asf
"Ron thinks he was rocking out a good hairstyle using gel, turns out he only got plastic hair now"
by Borzoilover February 5, 2024
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Plastic

Supporter of a football club made successful by crude wealth, ie, by sheiks or oligarchs, unfairly blowing competition out of the water, eg , a Man City or Chelsea fan
Man City fan: we're the best team in the world
Liverpool fan: fuck off you stupid manc cunt, you're just a fucking plastic
by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019
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plastic reverie

what music should sound like.
by JCC-XP August 6, 2009
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Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

Neoc4
Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies
by Cody5050 December 21, 2022
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Plastic Sorgery

A plastic surgery procedure so advanced, it might as well be an act of pure magic and sorcery. This procedure is usually performed by surgeon-mage, also known as a sorgerer.
David Packman is gonna need some plastic sorgery to fix his ugly face so I can finally watch his talkshow
by (((David Pakman))) December 21, 2019
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Plasticized

Refering to the polymer construction of an item such as a polymer framed handgun.
Yo dog, check out dat Glock. It got the plasticized grip, dey be makin all dem guns like dat now.
by Tomgunn July 22, 2010
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