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plastic sperm machine

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021
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Plastic trout

Someone who looks like another fish in the sea when they're actually garbage.
I thought he was The One, but he was actually a plastic trout.
by Areadien April 18, 2025
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plastic rings

noun. usually a clear plastic used to combine six (6) aluminum drinking cans by the top. extremely useful yet commonly overlooked for having any value. also has a negative aspect related to littering, which threatens the environment (fish, small animals, ect.)
bro 1: yo hand me that six pack
bro 2: here bro 1 (grabs six pack by plastic rings and passes the six pack to bro 1)
bro 1: thanks bro 2
by bro 3 March 7, 2011
mugGet the plastic ringsmug.

plasticated

n. a plastic object that is transparent yet hard.
Im going to slap you with my plasticated ruler.
by Freckle_Foo_Luvs_U October 20, 2006
mugGet the plasticatedmug.
Its a bitch that thinks shes so smart, and pulling one over on you, when in reality you can see right through her, totally fake, totally phony.
Girl all smiley and obviously being a kiss ass: Oh hi, is that a new haircut?

The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.
by 69hysteria October 12, 2020
mugGet the Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.mug.

Substitute plastic

A synthetic synthetic so you're a substitute synthetic so if I call you substitute plastic that means you're less than fake that means you're a substitute fake product valueless always above your pay grade
Man these people are beyond counterfeit they are substitute plastic they are less than fake they are a synthetic synthetic valueless crazy
by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021
mugGet the Substitute plasticmug.

Plastic

Plastic is literally Kim Kardashian.. *sad. please save the turtles KIM*
by iitsthatweirddictionarykid November 8, 2019
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