The Pimps Prayer

The Pimps Prayer:

Lord guide my pimp hand and make it strong,so that this ho might know her place.

Let us bow our head and pray The Pimps Prayer.

by Arsemunky September 4, 2016

pimp powder

Pimp powder is the fake substance used by pimps to slap hoes

Pimp: Where's my money
Hoe: well uhh ?!!?
Pimp: hit me
* shake shake *
* SLAP *

by Greggie ^ ^ June 6, 2005

pimp sauce

When you are close and tight with a higher authority.

Yo, I saw you talking to the CEO today. Word, I'm pimp sauce!

by sugarbuns June 5, 2009

Facebook Pimp

An individual whose sole purpose of having a Facebook account is to gather as many friends as possible, friending anyone and everyone. Most times this is done to feed an unhealthy ego.

Enos: I just got 10,000 friends on FB. I am the man!

Roy: Yea, but Ashton Kutcher will always be a bigger Facebook Pimp than you.

by FB Pimp July 9, 2010

chili pimp

A chili pimp is one whore pimp. Originated in the Chi-town area the chili pimp is worthless, ridiculed and can't provide any other blows.

The chili pimp is some one who only whores out one slut.

by oh63559 August 18, 2006

Pimp nails

Growing a maximum of 2 nails deliberately. Mostly it will be both little fingers.

#: How are the pimp nails goin'?
##: 5cm, starting to get in the way, but at least its pimpin'.

by Haxx0r September 26, 2005

pimp in law

what a mother calls her daughters pimp

person 1: whos that guy that just slapped you

person 2: oh hes just my pimp in law

by blahness09 April 10, 2010