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Parsimonious

Adjective:

Definition:
Quite the tight arse.
Uber conservative to the extreme.
One who must urgently flee when their round is due.
Someone who shamelessly announces "I bags the dregs from the public bar drip tray"

Synonyms: frugal, miserly, stingy, tight as a fishes arsehole,
Usage:
During the week after riverfire, daily lunch time punters quickly learned, that Clayton reckons Paul is an olympic class parsimonious cunt.
by slippery poita June 26, 2025
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parsimonious

so tight-arsed as to be prepared to eat parsnips
that guy is a parsimonious fucker, would rather eat parsnips than carrots
by doughnut dave June 26, 2025
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Passion Straps

Reference to the Groin. Particularly when doing Pilates, Yoga, or some other form of exercise that stretches the groin.
"Wow, I really felt that butterfly stretch in my passion straps"
by TheLiquidRage July 2, 2025
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Pansizual

The state of being sexually attracted to people of many different body sizes.
I love slim guys and chubby guys just as much. I'm pansizual.
by Aspiecub September 7, 2025
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Passion State

When one is oblivious to clear instructions or details but is confident they fully understand. Even after having it explained in simple terms they are adamant that they have exhausted all options but in reality no adjustments are made and each attempt is done the same resulting in the same outcome.

Adjustments are never made correctly even with clear instructions given, thus making the person believe their obliviousness to the simple solution and leaving them in Passion State. Hard to bring them back to reality as they believe their ignorance to be true, and blames everything else without actively looking to correct themselves.
(Instructions: Input 0 for the amount of units and 0 for total units to proceed to the next step)

Individual in Passion State: It’s not allowing me to proceed to the next step, please help.

(shows number inputted is 0 unit amount and *23* total units)

Instructor: The number is supposed to be zero.

Passion State Pupil: Still won’t let me…

(Shows screen recording while inputting the exact same numbers)

Instructor: Youre supposed to put ZERO, not 23.

Passion State Pupil: Sorry, I must be tired.
by Oketnayo October 4, 2025
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Passionate Vince

Yo did you see Passionate Vince rizz up those 2 girls on the monkey app? That shit was bread & butter. This is why The Bay Area is better than the rest of The United States
by PositiveRickRoss December 7, 2025
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Parsing Identities

Oooooooooooh! I (The Corporeal One) am parsing the the identities incorrectly.
Hym Iam "Ok, I get it now. It's not that you are not parsing the information correctly, I'm not parsing identities correctly as you're swapping me out. OK. Refine that if you can. Otherwise I'll just try harder to figure it our as go."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2026
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