To Patronize and Harass

Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.

Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.

by joepillowpants February 23, 2011

Back door parole

to commit suicide, or to die in prison.

Cellmate 1: I hate my life sentence!
Cellmate 2: Yeah, man. I'm probably gonna take a back door parole!

by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015

pathological liar

Donald Trump
Someone who keeps claiming that an event took place while it clearly didn't. Also, usually she/he constantly accuses others of lying.

"Donald Trump is the definition of a pathological liar

by Numi the Second July 27, 2016

Patron

nigga juice.

aye girl can I get some patron in my cup

by Kristinasdfg January 30, 2009

tonsil patroling

When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is completely down here throat.

Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"

by lz da prince June 6, 2009

petrol sniffer

Another name for a blackfella or Aboriginal (or similar term) - so-called after their regular hobby of the inhalation of petrol (or gasoline).

D'ya see 'em petrol sniffers near Darwin yesday?

by OzzieWanker85 April 21, 2020

payroller

Someone who administrates a payroll

I work in HR but he/she's a payroller

by Jarve December 10, 2008