penis patty

A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.

Jordan has a very nice penis patty.

by I'm so sorry January 6, 2017

Patty Flappers

Another name for vagina.

Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!

Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.

Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best

by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 24, 2017

Patty with the cheekbones

used to describe someone on point, with their highlight popping, and their cheekbones so sharp it can Donald Trumps hair

You looking good, Patty with the cheekbones

by zaynahandandjelija February 9, 2017

Peppermint Patty

Using a candy cane for a dildo.

Desperate after the battery in her vibrator died, Sally grabbed a candy cane off the tree and gave herself the ol' Peppermint Patty.

by Robgo December 10, 2019

Peppermint Pattie

When you and your hard partying passengers open al the car windows in the cold winter to clear your heads.

I'm fading from this road trip and all this vaping, does anybody need a peppermint pattie?

by Dam M December 29, 2019

Slime Patty

Anal creampie

After hitting it raw I let him give me a slime patty

by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 30, 2020

Pulling a patty

When you do too many drugs and wake up in a cemetery. At this point, you’ve lost too many days to count

Keep calm, don’t go pulling a patty

by Lor6969 April 3, 2020