Pat

A person name Pat is one of the simplest people in the world. They are often called “simpletons” because of what they do. A Pat eats chicken tenders, cinnamon toast crunch and pizza. Pat’s are one of the worst sports fans to be around because they think there intelligence of sports is far greater than the people around him. A Pat is someone who gets constantly trolled. You do not want to be a Pat
Geez dude why is Pat always eating bland food and causing problems?
by King Brian October 30, 2021
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He is a Polish motherfucker but is actually pretty nice. He always wears tan ugg slippers and drives everyone around in his blue Honda. He is really smart though and might bug out if ice is put into his car. He plays soccer but no one has really ever seen him play so we don't know if it's actually true. He puts the music in his car much louder then it needs to be and knows the lyrics to every single Travis Scott song. Pats are good friends.
by the12345 November 28, 2018
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someone with big titties but besides that , unique, gentle, and very fragile, a very cute girl wanting to be loved. If you see Chao tell her some awesome things. She loves everyone and hides the mosts secrets and there are many sides of her, so be careful.
Pat is so perfect
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When you don't know the sex of someone. You call them a pat...
Nah son don't mess with that...She's a pat.
by FaithNU July 07, 2014
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Pat is a ms. Money bags
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A guy who doesn't mean to be funny but is
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Whatever u do, don't check hos basement.
Victim: What's that slippery sound coming from the basement?
Pat: You'll know soon..
by General Mpamphs December 25, 2020
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