Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.
by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022
Get the robert parker-tyrrelmug. by PPlayz895 March 24, 2022
Get the Parker Dunnemug. The true definition of a fuck boy. Thinks he is a chick magnet, when really he’s a dick fagget. Has a huge ego. Thinks his shit don’t stink. & Is great at ruining good things when he has one.
by A33b44c55 December 13, 2017
Get the Parker Waltonmug. by NotB_n March 4, 2019
Get the parker braggmug. "That kid name parker on the bus keeps getting yelled at because he's whipping his dick out at guys."
by FREINDLYRETARD February 25, 2020
Get the Parkermug. Where do I start..? He’s quirky, funny and most importantly…. HE IS WITTEWY HITTING DA GWIDDY! If you get close he can give you some nice tips and tricks of the lifestyle of a professional gwiddier.
by Bookworm5453 November 6, 2023
Get the Parkermug. An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.
This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.
This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.
by Master Rainmaker Drinkmaker January 17, 2009
Get the Parker Collinsmug.