The ol’ shotgun switcheroo

An advanced sexual maneuver that invlolves a male that is proficient with firearms, a woman, and a (preferably 12 gauge) shotgun. The maneuver is started by having sex, usually in missionary position, but as soon as the man feels he is about to ejaculate, he removes his genitals from the woman and replaces it with the barrel of a loaded shotgun. He then pulls the trigger at the exact moment of his enaculation

Me: Bro I got arrested for murder a couple years back
Friend: Why?
Me: I tried the ol’ shotgun switcheroo

by awesomeplp9 November 11, 2018

Good Ol' Days

A time when White Christian Conservative Men could get drunk in Public, beat their Wives and hang a Person of Color on a whim with no worries of Prosecution.

Back in the "Good Ol' Days" that Black Man wouldn't have talked to me like that.

by UrDaddyo March 14, 2022

The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse

The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse is an incredibly famous duster, the best of the best. No one dusts it off like he does. If you have an Eghroots Mintz-Plasse that needs dusting, call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse.

Sweet mother of god, my car, it needs dusting. I know! I'll call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse!

by Eghroots Mintz-Plasse October 25, 2016

big ol’ birthday fart

The result of a person whose birthday it is eating everything under the Sun that will improve their chance of blowing a huge, incalculable volume of flatulence onto their heavily candled cake in order to quell all the candles with a single, window-rattling flutterblast.

Yup, as we all stood together ‘round the cake, we were suddenly blown right off our feet by Grandpa’s big ol’ birthday fart; he’d been workin’ on that thing for days.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019

Puffing The Ol' Lucy

Smoking an E-Cigarette

Person 1: Look Dan, Olivia is puffing the Ol' Lucy!
Dan: That Olivia is getting wild!

by Liton12 June 30, 2015

Pow Pow Ole Son

a way to congratulate a ranchy kid

Billy: I just spurred a bronc

Bob: Pow pow ole son

by ranchyson1278 October 7, 2016

BIG 'OL ANIME TIDDIES

what the F**K are you doing searching this up for, get a girlfriend you lonely basterds... but i will still make a definition
ever seem anime? if so then you already know this if not, there oversized breasts that are commonly shown on anime women ad sometimes LITTLE F***ING GIRLS, it can be some messed up shit or the best thing ever after a day of whatever the hell that you did.

Guy 1: "hey did you watch highschool of the dead?
Guy 2: "yeah, did you see those BIG 'OL ANIME TIDDIES?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah!"

by Lord_Hotdogs November 14, 2018