Speed Walks

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .

Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

Speed Check

When a driver is trying to merge into the next lane, while the driver behind notices your indicator when you're trying to move in. The other driver aggressively accelerates to block the driver from merging in the first place. Also known as an aggressive driver move to scare the merging driver or denying entry.

This jerk speed checked me just as I was moving into the next lane.

by A Dash Cammer March 26, 2020

Lyper Speed

Usually used in reference to a sprinting athlete at a track and field meet, describing them as running at a speed that ranges between "hyper speed" and "lightning speed", which is basically fast as shit.

Alyssa- "Okay so why is that guy wearing sunglasses when we're at an indoor track meet?"
Andrew- "No shit, that's Coach Dylan! That dude's got Lyper Speed."

Alyssa- "so you mean he's fast as shit?"
Andrew- "yeah, like really fast shit."

by Willywonker January 17, 2014

Speed Waddle

It applies to pregnant women who can walk perfectly normally at a comfortably slow pace ... but once her steps quicken, a definite waddle emerges.

Susan is 23 weeks pregnant, and she got quite a speed waddle up while rushing around today, she was the laughing stock of the office.

by RealMama April 16, 2011

Speed run

a game where a guy drives to a girls house, attempts to get a blow job or better while his friends smoke a bowl and when the bowl is finished the boy has to come out.

we had a tournament for Speed runs so we drove to kate's and James went into her house and got a blow job while we got high then he came out and we raced away to the next chicks house.

by joanieloveschachie June 22, 2012

speed bump

the victim of a drive by shooting

3 thugs from that rival gang are now speed bumps

by G-U-N October 11, 2004

Speed Racer

The act of Lining up 2 rows of cocaine 5 lines long parrallel to one another and then Snorting both rows as fast as you can.

Dude 1: Hey man you hear about steve?
Dude 2: Yeah man he did a speed racer and now hes permafried!
Dude 1: Thats fucked up man. *snort*

by VikingBrewman666 May 31, 2010