When one person has little or no knowledge of sexual innuendos. Thus being a Virgin to the matter. Has nothing to do whether the person is an actual virgin or not.
Laura: Hah! It's magic!
Connie: No, it's Tori's legs.
Laura: Ewww xD
Connie: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Jenn: What?
Tori: Jenn, you're such a Mind Virgin.
Connie: No, it's Tori's legs.
Laura: Ewww xD
Connie: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Jenn: What?
Tori: Jenn, you're such a Mind Virgin.
by NotAMindVirgin July 11, 2011
mind hump - v. achievable via internet, phone, text usuage. not quite as efficient as the mind fuck.
Ooo woman I am mind humpin you all over this cyber network... I know its less effective as a mind fuck but damn it's working
by brejames88 January 19, 2011
A very very sexy woman who is saying some retarded stuff that doesnt make any sense, and laughs about her own jokes that are not funny, but you still appear interested because she is so damn hot
1. dude, i was talking to that super hot chick again today at school and she was laughing about her dog shedding hair.... hahaha i laughed too because she is a dime... what a mind slut, i just smile and laugh
by jiggaboo#swag November 28, 2011
the time when you look to be present but when in reality you're far from the actual place in thoughts often thinking about moments that can never occur.
a.dude when did the teacher say we should submit this ?
b.i don't know man
a.but you were in class,we even talked didn't we?
b.yeah i was but i was having a mind stray, so don't even ask who the teacher was cause i don't remember.
b.i was thinking about what would the other guys think if i invited the governor's daughter at a rave and she came.
a.dude you're nuts!
b.i don't know man
a.but you were in class,we even talked didn't we?
b.yeah i was but i was having a mind stray, so don't even ask who the teacher was cause i don't remember.
b.i was thinking about what would the other guys think if i invited the governor's daughter at a rave and she came.
a.dude you're nuts!
by lookie2 February 13, 2014
A phrase used when covering up obvious mental deficiencies of people in undeserved positions of power.
Reporter: So the president bombed Ukraine instead of Russia because Ukraine was top of mind?
Diversity Higher: That’s right, Ukraine was top of mind. I think the American people will understand when something is at top of mind.
Diversity Higher: That’s right, Ukraine was top of mind. I think the American people will understand when something is at top of mind.
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