microwave heart

If a person is faking being nice to someone then they do not have a warm heart they have a microwave heart. The heat of the heart and the niceness of the person are both being faked!

A teacher passes by person 1 and 2 (they both hate each other) in the hallway. Person 1 kicks person 2.

Person 1: Oh my god! I'm so sorry! Did I hurt you?

Person 2: Screw you with your microwave heart!

by Dr. M0 September 15, 2009

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chicken heart

The act of pulling your balls out and telling someone to look at your "chicken heart".

Ben woke Kevin up and told him to look at his chicken heart. Then Kevin farted in Bish's face.

by Ben and cousin Justin March 28, 2003

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Heart Of Darkness

1. the mean of torturing high school seniors to the point of death....seriously.

2. the shittiest novel you will EVER read...that is if you ever get past the first two words!

3. a BIG ASS WASTE OF TIME

EX:

Did you read Heart of Darkness??

the first word....FML HOLY SHIT OMG.....I HAD TO SCREAM THE SECOND WORD OUT because i couldnt handle it!!!

what was the first and second words??

Marlow WENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by KB^2INC March 27, 2010

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The heart stopper

A sexual Manuever.

Performed by picking up various hookers, and driving them off a cliff.

I gave a couple hookers The Heart Stopper last night... They're dead.

by Matt Kelly April 7, 2007

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heart knowledge

1. The maturity of your emotions.

2. The extent of which you understand your partner.

1. eg. His heart knowledge was lacking to such extent that he rocked up to his anniversary with another woman.

2. eg. His heart knowledge was so great for her, that he knew how to comfort her in the event of her father's death.

eg. her heart knowledge was so limited that she didn't notice his absence of smile.

by ...............talia.................... February 8, 2008

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