peen dip

peen dip: similar to "bean dip"; the act of scooping a guys weener (penis) with your hand and yelling "peen dip!" Also see "vageen dip"

"john doe look at him his balls and weendog are showing through his shorts. i dare you to peen-dip it."

john doe: "ok...*yells* PEEN DIP!" and scoops the mans penis with his hand

by katrina244 November 12, 2013

Dip Dump

Defecating in a toilet while packing a lip

Vincent: Wanna take a dip dump before practice?
Louis: Yes, I would love some yakk.

by NOGGIL_AHS March 16, 2010

lip dipping

The female act of tea bagging

Katie j was waiting in the airport with her sleeping friends when she thought she should wake them up with a spot of lip dipping...

by Tony cumming (real name! )/jim December 14, 2013

Dip and Dock

Where one dips their genitals into an iced beverage, preferably of the tropical variety (eg. a coconut, mai tai) before partaking in the act of docking.

“We decided to spice things up a bit, so obviously we went for a dip and dock”

by The Dip Dockter May 2, 2018

cunt dip

A journey into the remarkably shitty middle of nowhere for the purpose of baking out a car or pussywagon. Short form of the more standard 'country dip'

Let's take a cunt dip to the park and smoke this blunt before we start drinking.

by countrydipper July 15, 2010

Dip Deuced

When attempting to spit chew-less tobacco in the toilet while taking a shit and failing terribly, and hitting your dick/balls instead.

After a long day at work, John dip deuced because he was so tired.

by JBani January 6, 2011

funeral dip

A funeral dip is a pickpocket whose specialty is dipping into people's pockets at actual funerals or even at the cemetery ceremonies.

Dips like wherever there are big crowds. Be particularly careful of funeral dips.

by Warren Allen Smith May 18, 2006