Lone Banana

(noun) Used to describe a person who conducts those social activities usually carried out by a group or a couple by himself, most often because his friends all have significant others. Extension of the term third wheel, which is usually used to describe the person who awkwardly tags along with their coupled-up friends. More generally, a Lone Banana is anyone who conducts certain social activities by himself. The term has a sad or lonely connotation. Derived from the single banana phenomenon often observed in grocery stores, when bananas that have become separated from the bunch are sold as singles.

He's been kind of a Lone Banana ever since his buddy found a girlfriend.

Look at that Lone Banana out to dinner by himself. Maybe we should ask him to sit with us.

by ChickenRice May 8, 2015

banana skids

The crusty trail of bodily fluids left behind in male underwear post-coitus.

I've washed my favorite boxers ten times, and i just can't get rid of these banana skids

by romangeezer August 28, 2015

Chop Banana

Nigerian slang term meaning "to have sex". Usually as a one night stand or fling.

Yo look at the fattie on that Nigerian girl!

Dayyuuummnnnn son. I'm bout to ask her to chop banana.

by Casablanca1776 August 17, 2016

Banana Lobster

A term used to describe Postassium Iodine by Class twofife3.

Hey dumbass told you not to fuck around with that reactor. Now its melting down. You better shove some banana lobster to the back of your throat before Uncle Sam follows up with that dick!
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.

by Docdude November 2, 2016

fudgy banana

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum, while she has fecal matter on it, therefore resulting in a poop covered wiener, and she sucks it off.

Matthew: Cam bro why did you and Lexy break up?
Cam: Bro we had anal, and she ended giving me a fudgy banana, and tried to kiss me afterwards.

by AirMatthew December 1, 2015

The Banana look

The creepy eye contact made when someone looks at you with a mouth full of banana

Which then turns into the childish grin becuase it looks like they are sucking cock

I keep getting the banana look from Tara, she needs to stop...

by Penguin-Focus January 7, 2016

Third Banana

Being the third best. Similar to “playing second fiddle”

Al Roker is third banana

by LeSabre1993 November 28, 2019