Ninja Secret

A secret that not even the secret keeper or teller knows.
No one knows so its a ninja secret.

Person 1 " so hows life"

Person 2 " its a secret"

Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"

Person 2" its a ninja secret"

Person 1 " what?!"

Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"

by secretkeeper524 February 3, 2012

Door-Ninja

A person who slips in a door quickly before it closes without touching the door.

That bastard door-ninja didn't hold the door for me.

by TurboTurbo January 10, 2011

Ninja sneeze

when you think you're going to sneeze, but then you don't. it's there one moment, and then it just disappears like a ninja!

Friend 1: *look of concentration*....dang!
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze

Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?

by XxCottonCandyStarsxX May 18, 2009

ninja studying

when you pretend to be hard at work to get your mom off your back about homework, but you're really watching tv shows on hulu.

I was ninja studying last night. Learned everything off of bones and house. Think I'm ready for that biology test now!

by you can't see me! February 12, 2010

Ninja Tank

In RPGs and some MMORPgs, is another word for a character that can be in the forefront of the battle and survive the outcome due to sheer evasiveness rather than high armor and health. An example would be the assassin from the pseudo-MMORPG game "Guild Wars", especially in PvP mode.

"OMG, why duz teh PVP 'Sin not die? teh whole team is attacking him... I h8 ninja tanks

by BinaryEmperor August 18, 2008

Ninja Chord

Usually played on guitar, but just the same on piano, this is a series of notes that requires the player to stretch their hands out as far as humanly possible.

I can't believe all that Ninja Chords that Al DiMeola played tonight!

by Matt Wrong April 20, 2011

Infinity Ninja

1. A lemniscate (AKA the infinity sign, or a side-ways eight) that looks like a ninja. Once you see one you'll start seeing them everywhere.

2. The most powerful ninja in the world, one who can control time, destroy the universe, etc.
What's more, HE'S EVERYWHERE. Look at your keyboard sideways, between the 7 and the 9. He's there, looking at you.

1. (tilt your head)

8 ----> (8)X-< It's a ninja!

2. Ninja 1: He's too much for us....
Ninja 2: Where did we get the idea that we even had a chance? There's a whole army of them now......
Infinity Ninja: ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

by MisterDot December 21, 2010