Douche Ninja

Describes a mate or partner that has perfected his craft through years of seeming like a great catch when in all actuality...he suddenly, and stealthily reveals himself as a complete douche bag.
Great husband and family man...and poof, the douche ninja comes out of nowhere and reveals that he is a cheating, lying scumbag. You had no idea. Surprise attack. Many victims.
by Sonny James August 29, 2013
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Ninja Secret

A secret that not even the secret keeper or teller knows.
No one knows so its a ninja secret.
Person 1 " so hows life"

Person 2 " its a secret"

Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"

Person 2" its a ninja secret"

Person 1 " what?!"

Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"
by secretkeeper524 January 19, 2012
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Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.
I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
by bravo delta August 16, 2011
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Ninja sneeze

when you think you're going to sneeze, but then you don't. it's there one moment, and then it just disappears like a ninja!
Friend 1: *look of concentration*....dang!
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze

Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?
by XxCottonCandyStarsxX May 18, 2009
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Ninja Danza

A running, jumping start slap to the face; with a penis. A form of the Tony Danza penis slap.
Nick ninja danza'd Kristin and showed her just who the boss really was.
by sparklinwiggler August 30, 2008
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ninja studying

when you pretend to be hard at work to get your mom off your back about homework, but you're really watching tv shows on hulu.
I was ninja studying last night. Learned everything off of bones and house. Think I'm ready for that biology test now!
by you can't see me! February 12, 2010
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bathroom ninja

A person who occupies a bathroom stall and refuses to make any BM noises until the entire bathroom has been vacated. Occasionally, a bathroom ninja will even go so far as to stand on the toilet seat to avoid detection by other bathroom-goers.
Jacob hid in the shadows cast by the stall walls like a bathroom ninja until the final shitter had left the restroom.
by timr211 August 15, 2014
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